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Notes: For intercomm. Set during 1x01.
Summary: A recently escaped poacher decides to stick to indoor pursuits.
Bloody 'ell! Not bein' funny but that was a little too close for comfort!
For his usual trade losing one finger was near enough the same as losing the whole hand. Thank the saints that archer had showed up when he did!
Catching your own food was a mug's game anyway. Better to pay for somebody else's hard work. And if you can pay for it with somebody else's money - even better!
I might just head for the next big town and try me 'and at the old cup and balls - what could be the 'arm in that?